THE DIMINUTIVE ORR SPEAKS OUT

Oldtown News
Vancouver

THE DIMINUTIVE ORR SPEAKS OUT and APPARENTLY as DOES the SENATOR


Oh you know you have come of age when those disagreeing with your opinions resort to name calling and other wetbrain rhetoric.

Case in point, as a writer and commentator, I know I've stepped on toes and consequently I'll come under attack for my viewpoints. Fair enough. I've got a thick skin and can take it. I just wish though that those who find it necessary to spew their potty mouth rambles would grow up and provide intelligent opinions.

Writing coherently, I suspect for the diminutive online ranter, over at Beyond Robson is difficult. While he has allegedly got his drinking under control, perhaps next he might seek out assistance for his seething anger issues. Yes Barry Link, I know you hate the word Issues, but that pipsqueak has plenty of them.

Speaking of growing up, I hear the former Mayor now Senator drove up to Bill Tieleman's b'day party on Friday night in a jazzy new sportscar with a much younger blonde by his side. Ok it could be a silver BMW. Wow, that silver fox really has it going on. Ooh, certainly, I'd say the Senator is revving it up in Ottawa. Be careful though Senator, the purchase could still be considered as part of a settlement package. No silly--the car--not the woman. And that blonde has a real catch in you. A real livewire indeed. Oh Senator, is that the same young blonde that you appeared with at the Pride bash a few weeks back?

Senator Sir, you sure have things going on don't you? C'mon spill, enquiring minds wanna know! In any case, let me congratulate you. If that is what a later-in-life mid life crises brings--I want one--No not the blonde silly-the BMW.



Jamie Lee Hamilton
tricia_foxx@yahoo.com